The Vatican covers its ass

So… the Pope’s “chief astronomer” now says that aliens could exist, and that some of them might even be free from original sin. Sounds to me like the Vatican is covering its ass for the day we dig E.T. up!

In the spirit of being helpful, here’s a few more amazing facts for the pope to add to his next muttering:

1) Tom Cruise might be a complete loon.

2) It’s entirely possible that corporate radio sucks audibly.

3) The teapot’s celestial orbit is more eccentric than originally thought.

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